Lee & Wolfe E-mail Funnies

E-mail Funnies

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The latest funny(ies):

Captain IHOP: Another in our "Man Walks Into..." Series.

Hobbling Down the Aisle: Mommy, what does connubial mean?

The Amazing Mmpph: No matter how many times I try this at home, I can't figure out how he does it.

Home Auto Repair: I think I saw this in a Time/Life book somewhere.

The Proctology Exam: Keep your hands away from where my eye can see 'em.

Who Let Da Pigz Out?: When pigs fl... damn.

Wrinkled Lovin': What else would people that old talk about?

Two Men in a Locker Room: Smack it up, flip it, rub it down with butter.

Whatcha Havin'?: Now here's a full-service bar!

God Makes Tuna: Feed me, I'm Seymour.

An Argument for Medicare: The doctor will see you now.

Dead Penis Walkin': Bow your heads, but try not to look.

Visit to the Pediatrician: You breast feed, too, right?

The Dog's Eyebrows: Find out what a depilatory is.

The Family Outing: Watch where you stick that thing!

The Many Talents of Circus Twins: Dude, you will not believe what happened to me the other day!

When sisters wed: A fantastic reason to listen to your mother.

Monkey Sex: Be nicer to your husbands.

The Blue Suit: It's never too soon to prepare for the future.

A Day At The Races: Never look a gift horse up the ass.

How To Kill 10 Blonds: There's a touching scene at the end.

Dear Uncle Bob: Don't forget this one at show and tell.

Redneck Balls: Home surgery with explosives.

Mildred Wanna Die: Like a doctor would ever prescribe that!

Killer Pandas: When animals drink and attack.

Doorman: If you can do what this man does, e-mail us.

Woims: When will men learn?

Drinking with Jesus: He knows when you've been cheating.

Blinds for Nuns: Just be sure to look through the peep-hole.

Alabama State Troopers: Feel free to substitute the name of your home state.

Elephant Syndrome: You'll be telling this one after you read it.

25 Things You can Learn From Movies: Just add stale popcorn and a blurry image...

Fair Trade: This joke takes place in a car and involves naughty stuff.

Managed friendship: Are employer programs over reaching?

Sample Job Application: You've always wanted to be this smart-ass on one.

Air Force Maintenance: Just keep in mind how much we spend on defense.

Oh, Those Crazy Bikers!: For those damn sports car drivers.

The 5 Stages of Drinking: For our sloppy drunk fans...

Signs You're Not in College Anymore: In case the lack of finals didn't clue you in...

Beer Study: Not for our female fans...

20 Men Slammin' Jokes: For our female fans...

Under an ASCII moon: Cut and paste the obvious part of this text file, and put it in your next e-mail.

How it Happens: How exactly shit happens, from a corporate point of view

Stupid Criminal Stories: It ain't easy being bad

"Would you please pass the jelly?": A news story the Smucker's people would love!

A Pope "celibration": a mild joke with a special snicker for law students / lawyers

XXX Sesame Street: WARNING--this is raunchy, simplistic, vulgar, pornographic, and just plain stupid. And you're probably clicking here first...

Sex Chain Letter: Download this and send it to your friends. Let's sweep the planet with it!

The Jesus / Elvis Comparison: That's double blasphemy in the south!

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