A woman with a baby come into the doctor's office. She is told to go into a room and wait for the doctor. After arriving there, the doctor examines the baby and asks the woman, "Is he breast fed or on the bottle?"
"Breast fed" she says.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor orders. She does.
He presses, kneads and pinches both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed he says, "No wonder this baby is hungry. You don't have any milk."
"Naturally," she says, "I'm his aunt. But I'm glad I brought him."
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