In the beginning was The Plan
And then came the Assumptions.
And the Assumptions were without form.
And The Plan was without Substance.
And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.
And they spoke amongst themselves, saying,
"It is a crock of sh*t, and it stinketh."
And the Workers went unto their Supervisors, saying,
"It is a pail of dung, and none may abide by the odor thereof."
And the Supervisors went unto their Managers saying,
"It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide of its strength."
And the Directors spoke amongst themselves, saying to one another,
"It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."
And the Directors then went unto the Vice Presidents, saying unto them,
"It promotes growth, and is very powerful."
And the Vice Presidents went unto the President, saying unto him.
"This new Plan will actively promote growth and
vigor of the Company, with powerful effects."
And the President looked upon The Plan, and saw that it was good.
And The Plan became Policy.
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