Jesus vs. Elvis

     Not many people know this, but a certain amount of research goes into the Lee and Wolfe Show. During this research, we happen upon some pretty interesting and little-known facts about the world around us. For instance, did you know that 73% of all the world's seagulls are gay? Or did you know that it's illegal to say "Oh, boy!" in Oklahoma? It's true!

     It's also true that Elvis Presely may have very well been a modern day incarnation of the Lord Jesus Christ himself. Here is a list of some interesting facts that we found.



JESUS :ELVIS:
Jesus said "Love thy neighbor."Elvis said "Don't be cruel."
Jesus is the Lord's Shepherd.Elvis dated Cybill Shepherd.
Jesus was part of the Trinity.Elvis' first band was a trio.
Jesus walked on waterIn Blue Hawaii, Elvis surfed.
Jesus' entourage, the Apostles, had 12 members.Elvis' entourage, the Memphis Mafia, had 12 members
Jesus was resurrected.Elvis had the famous 1968 "Comeback" and many posthumous mall sightings.
Jesus said "If a man thrist, let him come to me, and drink."In Jail House Rock, Elvis said "Drinks on me".
Jesus fasted for 40 days and nights.Elvis had his own irregular eating habits (a 5 banana split breakfast)
Jesus is a Capricorn (Dec 25)Elvis is a Capricorn (Jan 8)
Matthew was a biographer of Jesus.Neil Matthews was a biographer of Elvis (A Golden Tribute)
"Jesus countenance... like lighting... raiment snow white." (Mt 28:3)Elvis wore snow white jumpsuits with lightning bolts.
Jesus lived in a state of grace in a near-eastern land.Elvis lived in Graceland in a nearly eastern state.
Jesus' mother, Mary, had an immaculate conception.Elvis' wife, Priscilla, went to Immaculate Conception H.S.
People called Jesus a "...glutton and a drunk." (Lk 7:34)People called Elvis "...a overweight druggie..."
Jesus would die for us.Young girls would 'die for' Elvis.
Even today, Jesus has a cult following.Even today, Elvis has a cult following.
Jesus was called the "King of Isreal" (John 12:13)Elvis was called the "King of Rock n' Roll."
Jesus was born in humble surroundings.Elvis was born in Mississippi.




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