| JESUS : | ELVIS: |
| Jesus said "Love thy neighbor." | Elvis said "Don't be cruel." |
| Jesus is the Lord's Shepherd. | Elvis dated Cybill Shepherd. |
| Jesus was part of the Trinity. | Elvis' first band was a trio. |
| Jesus walked on water | In Blue Hawaii, Elvis surfed. |
| Jesus' entourage, the Apostles, had 12 members. | Elvis' entourage, the Memphis Mafia, had 12 members |
| Jesus was resurrected. | Elvis had the famous 1968 "Comeback" and many posthumous mall sightings. |
| Jesus said "If a man thrist, let him come to me, and drink." | In Jail House Rock, Elvis said "Drinks on me". |
| Jesus fasted for 40 days and nights. | Elvis had his own irregular eating habits (a 5 banana split breakfast) |
| Jesus is a Capricorn (Dec 25) | Elvis is a Capricorn (Jan 8) |
| Matthew was a biographer of Jesus. | Neil Matthews was a biographer of Elvis (A Golden Tribute) |
| "Jesus countenance... like lighting... raiment snow white." (Mt 28:3) | Elvis wore snow white jumpsuits with lightning bolts. |
| Jesus lived in a state of grace in a near-eastern land. | Elvis lived in Graceland in a nearly eastern state. |
| Jesus' mother, Mary, had an immaculate conception. | Elvis' wife, Priscilla, went to Immaculate Conception H.S. |
| People called Jesus a "...glutton and a drunk." (Lk 7:34) | People called Elvis "...a overweight druggie..." |
| Jesus would die for us. | Young girls would 'die for' Elvis. |
| Even today, Jesus has a cult following. | Even today, Elvis has a cult following. |
| Jesus was called the "King of Isreal" (John 12:13) | Elvis was called the "King of Rock n' Roll." |
| Jesus was born in humble surroundings. | Elvis was born in Mississippi. |