And Major Booty is really upset about this. Ha, ha, HAAAA, ha... ha, ehhhh, heh... heh. Ahem. But seriously folks, Heckler’s Online is THE premiere comedy website featured on the nation’s largest online service, America Online. They feature comedy of all types, interactive contests, games, and much more than I care to type about with my developing carpel tunnel syndrome. (Actually, I have Tourette’s Post Traumatic Gulf War Carpel Tunnel Syndrome, where I curse violently about Peter Arnette everytime I type -- F***IN’ BABY’S MILK! -- but that’s none of your concern, unless I am required to type on the show.) Wolfe and I were lucky enough to get a meeting with Mike Ragsdale and Barry Patterson of Heckler’s Online, and were shown around their headquarters, in, of all places, Tuscaloosa, Alabama. Offices full of computers and creative people with senses of humor felt like home to us. Oh, and the computer game "testing" room with the big-screen LCD projector: game nerds bring a bib! These are pleasant and funny people, with a great website [ http://www.hecklers.com ], most of which is available only through AOL, keyword "HO". You can visit AOL on the net at [ http://www.aol.com ]. Wolfe and I hope to do something collaborative with them in the near future. We’ll keep you updated.

Remember that? (See previous issues) Some of you have asked about it so here’s what’s up: We’ve heard not one word from them, despite dozens of letters from fans, a letter from the Mayor of Tuscaloosa, a call from WGN’s Steve and Johnnie, and numerous e-mail from concerned radio lovers, both local and not-local-at-all. Not to mention the fact that we don’t exactly suck. There are conflicting reports as to whether or not they’ve hired someone, but upon listening Monday, there is no "show" going on yet. Their website is [ http://www.wraxfm.com ]. E-mail them and ask if you like. You know as much as we do. Our search for non-local show opportunities must, I suppose, kick into high gear now.

The Woggles will have you wigglin’ your wobbly brakes this Friday, April 10, at about 6:15pm. The best description we’ve gotten so far of the Woggles is "hard drivin rock sounding." (i.e. loud) The band is from Athens, Georgia, and you can read about them just as we have at their website [ http://www.hostess.com/woggles ].

Shows from as recent as March are now finally available on the Lee & Wolfe website, which you can hear with Real Audio. You HAVE downloaded and installed Real Audio, right? Get it FREE at [ http://www.real.com/products/player/index.html ] Just click on "Real Player" (NOT the Real Player Plus which must be purchased), then fill out the little form and press the download button. Then select a place from which to download it, and save it to your hard drive. Run the ".exe" file it gives you to install. If you have a Mac, or generally need help with it, e-mail us and we’ll see what can be done for your condition.

All the previous Lee & Wolfe E-mail Fun-O-Rama FanZines are now archived on the website, so you can catch up if this is your first issue. Just go to [ http://v91.simplenet.com/leewolfe/rama/fanzine.htm ] and read ‘til you juss caint reed no mo.

Tan Hiong Hiang of Singapore signed our website guestbook and graciously complimented the L&W website. Turns out he’s in a band there in Singapore, and will gladly play at your next special event. Take a look at his site, which loads a bit slowly, then tell me what he means by "cum Dinner." (#9 on their list of when to invite them) [ http://home2.pacific.net.sg/~steric/index.html ] Be sure to check out the singers available if you book them. Also, don’t you dare miss "Naked People Wallowing in Mud—and other pictures." Surprisingly, if you go to this website, you’ll see a picture of--you guessed it--naked people wallowing in mud. [ http://members.tripod.com/~jonhorne/index.html ] In the Rio Grande, no less. And as everyone who knows me well will tell you, I’m convinced the most superior form of life on the planet is the dachshund. But I’m not sure I’d put two of them in a Santa hat and reindeer antlers, and photograph them at various locations around Washington D.C. Someone did. [ http://www.larsonpc.com/ruff-ruff ]