THE LEE & WOLFE E-MAIL FUN-O-RAMA #8

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Info from America's #1 College Radio Show*

http://law.fm.net

2:30 pm, May 2, 1998 A.D.

"Tickling your inbox since 9:00 pm, March 10, 1998 A.D."

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THE LATEST IN LEE & WOLFE NEWS:

Remember, you can catch up with Lee & Wolfe news by reading back issues on the website [ http://v91.simplenet.com/leewolfe/fanzine.htm ].

"Busy Busy Busy"

O.k., maybe you noticed the slightly delayed newsletter this week. A review of Lee & Wolfe scheduling will, we hope, provide an excuse:

Apr 27: Lee law school independent study paper due

May 1: L&W 3rd Anniversary Show (you were listening, right?)

May 7: Lee law school final exam

May 8: Lee law school final exam

May 8: L&W Spring ’98 Countdown Show (FOUR pm - 7 pm)

May 11: Lee law school final

May 12: L&W leave the country

May 15: L&W decide they love America after all (i.e.: run out of money)

May 15: no show, WVUA off the air

May 16: graduation

May 17: Lee realizes he has no life

So as you can see, sleep and newsletters will suffer a bit for a week or two.

For those of you unfamiliar with the format, the countdown show involves the top 30 songs from the Lee & Wolfe show over the past semester, plus our top 10 favorite top 5 lists. It’s a total of 80 items. It’s math. It’s fun.

The show will be good to go again on May 22nd (unless V-91 management proves unmeasurably lazy, in which case it will be the 29th), with musical guests Michael Shelton and the Effect. Assuming we don’t find a job before...

 

 

ON THE WEBSITE:

"Freeze-Frame, Again"

More pictures added this week! Just go to [ http://v91.simplenet.com/leewolfe/picpages/picpages.htm ], and click on "That Party at Mindi and Cindy’s." See a drunk DJ on the verge of vomit! See Wolfe and Engineer Nick begin to decapitate a feline! See Lee’s alter-ego Rasta Lee! See Mindi’s butt!

"Lee’s Friend Phil"

Lee’s Friend Phil responded quite positively to being mentioned in the Lee & Wolfe F.A.Q. page. He kindly sent us even more information about himself than we cared to know. So, naturally, we posted it on the website. [ http://v91.simplenet.com/leewolfe/people/phil/phil.htm ] Find out why he’s indebted to the Department of Agriculture.

 

 

THE STRANGEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE:

A listener by the name of Doug was kind enough to send drawings of famous testicles. Oh yeah! [ www.mnsi.net/~sstep/testicles/famoustests.htm ] I mean, wow. You have to be some kind of bitter to take advantage of a site that lets you send fake rejection letters to people you are envious of. Try [ http://www.student.com/campus/rejectomatic ]. Just don’t reject US. Still harboring hate? Try sending hate cards and other stuff from [ http://www.irregular.com/hatemail ]. Do what? You wish a can of Spam would tell you your fortune? O.k.! Go to [ http://www.angelfire.com/ny/bluedaisyhome/speakingspam.html ] May all your Spam dreams come true.

Thanks again to all of you for reading, listening, and writing...

Lee O.

Self-Proclaimed DJ

Lee & Wolfe, America's #1 College Radio Show

http://law.fm.net

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