Bruce's Unauthorized Biography

NAME: Intern Bruce

DATE OF BIRTH: January 23, 1982

NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: 1, sister Elizabeth Creedon

BIRTHPLACE: Birmingham AL

HOMETOWN: Birmingham AL, only because people don't know where Shelby Shores is

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: getting ready to break up

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: bacon bits I guess cuz Lee ate all my croutons

LENO OR LETTERMAN: Letterman all the way. Totally fuckin' rocks with his top 10 lists.

FAVORITE SALAD DRESSING: Ranch cuz it's white and creamy.

SHAMPOO OR CONDITIONER: Both. My hair iz weally pitty.

HAVE YOU EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING: Hell yeah! Best way to go swimming.

DO YOU MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE: (laughing) ... my favorite passtime

FAVORITE COLORS: PINK! ...and black.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: Not that I know of, but I could be wrong.

ONE PILLOW OR TWO: Well, I keep two pillows on the bed, for those times.

PETS: *i have 2 kitties* Caesar and Ramses

FAVORITE TYPES OF MUSIC: I like the country twang when it's lonely and I'm drunk. But primarily, I like the rock.

DREAM CAR: Chevrolet Silverado Z71, black with black leather interior, mud tires, brush guard, fog lights, wench, 4wd, and a sticker of Calvin peeing on a Ford

TYPE OF CAR YOU DRIVE NOW: '97 Toyota Camry. *sigh*

TOOTHPASTE: The Colgate 2-in-one gel cuz it just tastes good. It's minty.

FAVORITE FOOD: McDonald's Extra Value Meal #3, large size, with a Coke, which would be a quarter pounder with cheese.

FAVORITE TOWN TO CHILL IN: If I'm not in Tuscaloosa or Birmingham, Memphis is cool.

FAVORITE ICE CREAM: I don't like ice cream.

FAVORITE SOFT DRINK: Coke

FAVORITE TYPE OF FAMILY GAME TO PLAY: Beeropoly. It's fun.

PLACE YOU WANNA VISIT: Well I'm goin' to Delaware to visit my aunt, and she says it's pretty cool.

BAD TIME OF DAY FOR YOU: Morning, every day.

FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR: Spring. The weather's perfect. The flowers are pretty.

NIKE, REEBOK, OR BRITISH KNIGHTS: I have some Sketchers that I like a whole lot, and they got pink on 'em.

FAVORITE PERFUME OR COLOGNE: I wear Tommy Girl and Pleasures.

FAVORITE WEBSITE: http://www.tenaciousd.com

FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL: English. I'm gonna be a high school English teacher when I grow up!

LEAST FAVORITE SUBJECT: I really hated Chemistry. I could never grasp it for some reason.

FAVORITE MOVIE(S) OF ALL TIME: I really love Pulp Fiction, BUT... I like war movies a whole lot too. there was this really cool cannonball decapitation in The Patriot. Ooo! Stigmata is very awesome!

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: I primarily drink beer. But I like vodka.


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