Name: Heather
Model Year: 1976
Place of Manufacture: Gadsden, Alabama

Heather is a multi-faceted creature. She is anti-static and volumizing. Heather does not have a money-back guarantee but is an excellent value. Heather is void where prohibited by law, and loved by everyone. She playes piano and mallet instruments, and is a moderately successful superhero. All hail the great and mighty Heather! Heather, ask for her by name.

And now, a few words from Heather herself...

I'm flabberghasted. I don't know what to say. Try back later. I am very shy.

Consider her words carefully.



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