Lee's Unauthorized Biography

NAME: M. Lee Overstreet, Jr., Esq.

DATE OF BIRTH: February 1, Nixon Administration

NUMBER OF SIBLINGS: Zero, my parents learned from their mistake.

BIRTHPLACE: Tuscaloosa, AL

HOMETOWN: Tuscaloosa, AL. Yeah boy, I've really made progress.

RELATIONSHIP STATUS: We really need to invent a word for long term girlfriend I want to be with always. I like to call her my "life partner" so people think I'm a lesbian.

CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: Bacon bits, and whatever's on Ruby Tuesday's salad bar at exit 77.

LENO OR LETTERMAN: Jon Stewart.

FAVORITE SALAD DRESSING: I guess Ranch, but I feel like I should be less mundane.

SHAMPOO OR CONDITIONER: Pert Plus, both in one. But I feel like I should be less mundane.

HAVE YOU EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING: No, but maybe I will before I'm too terribly old and icky looking.

DO YOU MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE: What else is there to live for???

FAVORITE COLORS: transparent and chrome

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: Lots of traffic violations.

ONE PILLOW OR TWO: Four, or three plus the girl.

PETS: You mean the spoiled Queen of Couch? My brown fuzzy daughter? The smartest and sweetest what ever was ever? Yeah, that'd be Lucy the weiner dog. Everyone else on the show mentions their animals, wishing they were as good as Lucy.

FAVORITE TYPES OF MUSIC: See playlists.

DREAM CAR: Not sure really, but I wouldn't send back a Nissan 2003 350ZX.

TYPE OF CAR YOU DRIVE NOW: Nissan 1990 300ZX, neglected.

TOOTHPASTE: Colgate's Diamond Dust Mouth Blaster, with baking soda and Clorox.

FAVORITE FOOD: well spiced, very red, gigantic steak

FAVORITE TOWN TO CHILL IN: Unfortunately, I've never been able to afford chillin' anywhere.

FAVORITE ICE CREAM: something with marshmallows, or vanilla that can be mixed with crumbled up Oreos or Girl Scout Thin Mints.

FAVORITE SOFT DRINK: Grapico or root beer, with the aforementioned vanilla ice cream. Otherwise, just give me cold water.

FAVORITE TYPE OF FAMILY GAME TO PLAY: betting on football games

PLACE YOU WANNA VISIT: Mars. Seriously. Ask any of my friends and I'm sure they'll agree I'd be perfect for a trip that involved a year and a half of doing nothing, then living on a low gravity planet with a 25 hour day.

BAD TIME OF DAY FOR YOU: The first 24 hours, but especially mornings.

FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR: Summer! You fat sweathogs that freeze my ass with your overdriven air conditioners can bite me.

NIKE, REEBOK, OR BRITISH KNIGHTS: Adidas. I didn't like mine at first, but they're impossibly tough and still look good.

FAVORITE PERFUME OR COLOGNE: Gap "grass" scent. No kidding. I know, I'm weird.

FAVORITE WEBSITE: The Hun

FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL: Philosophy or astronomy.

LEAST FAVORITE SUBJECT: Applied Differential Equations. After that, I switched from Electrical Engineering to Political Science.

FAVORITE MOVIE(S) OF ALL TIME: 2001: A Space Odyssey and Smokey and the Bandit.

FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: A good red wine will easily make me silly. http://www.vampirewine.com


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