Here are some interesting facts about me that you may not already know:
- I write scripts for the TV show "Sisters".
- I am a secret agent for the Dept. of Agriculture.
- I am a spiritual advisor to the President of Uganda.
- I won a Pulitzer prize for my macaroni-glued-to-construction-paper masterpiece entitled "Poverty of the Id" when I was in second grade.
- I have the world's largest collection Wendy the Good Little Witch memorabelia.
- My belly button looks exactly like the famous profile of Alfred Hitchcock.
- I once was a roadie for Mr. Mister.
- I invented my own language which is based on only three letters.
- sd fdf sdsfsd dfs dsf sdf sfssdfsfs d sdfsdfsdfdsf sdfsdf sdfsdfs sdfs sfsf.
- I am the only man alive who has ever seen Mother Theresa naked. (No really, she used to be a prostitute in Calcutta. Back then she went by the name of Linda. After she rose to fame in the service of the Catholic Church the papal secret police eliminated everyone who knew of her past. I was spared due to my ties with the Dept. of Agriculture.)
- I was the original voice for the talking Parkey margerine.
- I am the most hated man in Singapore.
- I used to be a stuntman for the TV Show "The Fall Guy". Ironically, I did, in fact, moonlight as a bounty hunter at the time. When the Producer found out, he fired me.
- Lee & Wolfe both owe me a "Debt of Blood" .
- I can tame an entire colony of ants, just by humming to it.
- I have been paid a lot of money not to reveal the real words the the song "Louie, Louie".
- I can catch a baseball with my toes.
- I once killed a shark with a hack-saw.
WELL, that's enough about me for now. I may reveal even more later.
PHIL
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