Wolfe and Intern Rachael's Wedding, July 25, 1998

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After a very rehearsed sounding "surprise" proposal from Intern Rachael on the show, and a bunch of worrying from the previously-married Lee, the deed was done at the Women's Club in Gadsden, Alabama, on July 25, 1998. Wolfe and Rachael decided on Gadsden after hearing the city's new slogan "Aw, C'mon, Give Us a Chance!" This was the most serious and well dressed you'll ever see such DJ types, so take a good look at these photos. The pictures are in alphabetical order, which makes no sense but is easiest for a lazy programmer.  We also have hi-res 1280 X 1024 versions of these, if you feel you simply must see more...

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Grow birds in your car Rachael knew what would happen to the car, so Wolfe had to bring his, which his brother filled with birdseed and condoms.
Lawrence Welk would be proud In the most anti-climactic wedding departure ever, Wolfe and Rachael stroll leisurely through the bubbles we all blew.
Wedding party and chairs A great picture of the wedding party and some chairs.
Rachael reconsiders Oh sure, Rachael had this much fun before the wedding, but Wolfe and the guys weren't even allowed to take pictures of what they did.
Ker-stuff! "Put it in my mouth..."  "Put it in yo mouf."
I've never touched a girl before! Wolfe seemed a bit uncomfortable when he first realized that later, he'd have to "perform."
women in shiny clothes The Intern Bride and her homecoming court (L-R: Martha Ann, Intern Heather, Bride Rachael, Tamika, and Sara)
ladies on stairs The same women at different altitudes.
chocolate wolfe You must know a groom's cake at this wedding cannot be the same ol' chocolate swirly thing.
manly, lumberjack-type men Men in Black (L-R: Patrick, "Dingo," Groom Wolfe, and Lee)
Ms. Bennet OOOOOO Wolfe had to hurridly leave a conversation with family when he realized one of those cute little sandwiches was coming back up.
Intern Heather loses it... Intern Heather had her moment of Zen with a solo bubble blow on the porch.
I will not trip, I will not trip Intern Heather descending a staircase.
watch this... The preacher informs Wolfe that it's time to pose for a really contrived picture.
No flash photography, please "Please join hands, and look nervously into each others' eyes."
El Smoocho "You may now give the bride lickums."
Anyone have a plum bob? Although quite nummy, this cake had a dangerous Pisa-type lean to it--the kind that could win $10,000 if you caught the right moment on video tape and sent it to America's Funniest Home Videos.  Rachael's mother swiftly repaired it.
ten.mf.wal:\\ptth Decorating Wolfe's car was seen by Lee as the perfect opportunity to promote this website.  Read the windshield.
Grrrrr... Lee and Intern Heather only appear angry with each other as they walk together from the ceremony.
Wedding PAAAARRR-TY The cast of the broadway musical "Wedding on a Real Hot Day."
Meeeee??? Largest Fan Patrick was happy to catch the bouquet, but wondered how he would find a man, being as heterosexual as he is.
ain't she purdy? Intern / Bride Rachael up close.
She cleans up real good, yes she do. Intern / Bride Rachael from farther away.
Ooooo.... "How else could two months salary buy something so small?"  Actually, this picture is a close up of Rachael stopping Wolfe from stealing her bouquet.
Cut it out, Ma! Intern Rachael's mother was all smiles on the day she became Mother-In-Law Jane.
Dude... beer... Rachael also invited other slacker / DJ-type friends.  They blew bubbles.
when immortals wed Could you have a Wolfe wedding without a sword cutting the cake?  Rhetorical question.
I mean LITTLE! No, serioulsy girls, it's only this big.
Twoooo... It's hard for guys like these to not act up.
narf, narf, narf Lee figured "I don't know these people, I'll never see them again, I'm hungry, so I'll cut in line for the meatballs!"
 



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