Lucy - The Lee & Wolfe Mascot

Lucy the weiner dog, a frequent guest on the show, has selected the following pictures to share with you. She occasionally hangs out with Nikki the weiner dog, and enjoys role reversal by trying to hump him. We respect Lucy's alternative lifestyle, however. She also regularly practices being a really damn cute dog, as you can see below.



Lucy visits Nikki:

If you're happy and you know it, raise your tail... They began their day with a discussion of where would be the best places to pee.

Gee, your butt smells terrific! Nikki made his move by "coppin' a sniff," but Lucy played hard to get.

Tastes great.  More filling. When humans cook out, it's best to lick all the utensils after use.

Warp Factor 1 Eating scraps from a cookout gives you energy...

Warp Factor 2 ...LOTS of energy!

Nikki - no bone Nikki spent hours looking for his bone."

Lucy - bone Lucy spent hours chewing on her new found bone.

Booty start shakin', an' movin' all around... Lucy gets very excited when you offer her a treat, but with a very high speed shutter setting, we were able to freeze the motion of the tail.

NIKKI IS NO LONGER HERE! Nikki has been trained to channel the spirits of ancient Mongol warriors.


Some non-Nikki pix:

She's NOT cute Weenie dogs naturally burrow under things, and are naturally cute doing it.

Love that dog breath! Lee makes ridiculously cute puppy talk to his ridiculously cute puppy.

You'd think her teeth would rip out. No other dog puts quite as much heart and soul into a tug-o-war as does Lucy.

ro ro ro ro ro Sometimes, instead of tugging for the sock, we bark for the sock.

I can't bear it any longer! Would you please, please, please, PLEASE, give me the bear, Wolfe?





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