Interns Amber and Bruce came up with the fantastic idea of teaching Newsgirl Lindsey how to supress her gag reaction. They went to store, bought bananas and cucumbers, and made us all very happy. We tested, measured, allowed for practice, then tested and measured again. Bruce, to show off, even made an entire banana disappear. Toward the end of the show, a person called to request a song, and in the background was heard someone yelling "Bruuuuuce!" Lindsey did improve her throat tolerance, but no word yet on what difference it's made in her life. For her efforts, we awarded her a "Bachelor of Jobs" (BJ) degree. These pictures are screen shots from a video in the video section.

	Intern Bruce is happy when she knows banana time is near.		Intern Amber warms up, but her aim is slightly off.
	In a celebratory mood already after buying a dozen bananas, and in anticipation of her gag reaction improvement, Newsgirl Lindsey raises the proverbial roof.		This is the look you get from Bruce when she is either about to get in trouble or do something naughty.
	Like Amber, at first, Bruce's aim is off.		Bad aim was spreading like a disease.
	Then it got funny and blurry.		And then the cucumber spanking began.
	...and the spanking continued.		When editing the video of this, I kept running the video back and forth over the spanking so it went on and on.
	Yep, ass spankin'.		Spanking created laughing.
	I give my opinion of the show so far.		This is me telling Wolfe to quit following Bruce around and save tape for the actual BJ practice.
	Lindsey is starting to feel sexy already.		Engineer Nick watches, and I gesture, as the festivities / lessons begin.
	Wolfe begins by reading some stats from average-penis.com.		Sharpies were used to scientifically calibrate throat-depth capabilities, and gag reduction improvements with Lindsey.
	Lindsey demonstrates her current capabilities with a cucumber.		Not bad, really.
	Then she tries a banana, which tastes better, and isn't quite as unnaturally stiff.		Then it's Bruce's turn with the cucumber. In it goes...
	...and back out again.		As Bruce prepared to give it a go on the banana, she was worried we'd make her laugh. Listeners don't seem to have that worry. Why should she?
	Begin docking maneuver.		Mmmmph.
	Look closely for the authentic spit string.		The pride shows...
	This is the equivalent of a blowjob touchdown dance.		Amber gives it a go on her cucumber.
	Apparently, Amber is ticklish on the back of her throat.		Amber then did her part ot make a banana happier.
	Wolfe likes this picture since he had the camera, and all the girls are paying attention to him.		Lindsey explains that keeping the throated item moving a bit reduces the gag reflex somewhat.
	Lindsey peels her next banana.		Wolfe probably made some strange noise here.
	The girls are laughing WITH me, not AT me.		She improves her performance on banana #2.
	It was a wee bit gaggy on the way out.		Bruce's final banana measures in at approximately 6 inches, which she promised to handle completely.
	This is why you don't want Bruce on your baton relay team.		Quick! Stop that banana!.
	Following the "3 Second Rule," Bruce and Lindsey quickly retrieve the banana from the newsbooth floor, and blow it as if it caught on fire.		Bruce is ready.
	The guys are gathered...		They're paying close attention....
	Lindsey holds the mic in case of funny gagging sounds...		Going...
	Going....		Gone.
	Lindsey is amazed.		Bruce is proud.
	The guys are in awe.		It's finger lickin' good.
	Wolfe is either showing his approval, or offering his thumb as an additional test.		And bonus points are earned for only leaving a small fingernail mark.

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